Well anyone who knows me at all… the title of this post has already caught their attention.
What does a intensely single 45/46 year old man know of a “little black bookâ€â€¦well…not much…but read on anyway…it gets worse! My loving and supportive family a few years ago presented me with a book entitled “Everything I know about women†(with my name as the author gilded on the front cover).
Yes you’ve seen them…you open up the book and find all the pages blank!
While this could irritate some people…I could only receive the “gift†and acknowledge the truth of those pages.Â
Pages!!!
Speaking of pages… (bear with me now…this next part gets confusing…but I will “talk” you through it).
A byte in computer jargon can hold one character of data …and 1,024 bytes is about half of a double-spaced typewritten page. Another way of looking at it is… that a floppy disk holds 1,048,567 bytes or 768 pages of typed text. Since know one uses floppy disks (or shouldn’t) what does that translate to in gigabytes (today’s hard disk sizes). Well 1 gigabyte is approximately 786,432 pages of text… and since 500 sheets of paper equals approximately 2 inches…a gigabyte would represent a stack of paper 262 feet high. Well my “little black book†is 131,000 feet tall… What do you think of that!
No…as you already guess it… I am not talking about a “little black book†that contains all the names and phone numbers of all the women that I am pursuing (that could be written on the corner of a small post-it note).Â
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